Marc Smith or Scott Hanson today!? #wtw

Krisers dad went nonverbal off a bop at rosh hashana dinner

I would definitely consider myself a delusional Yankees fan rn. See u in the Bronx tmr night. #yanksin7

Lil bro #sadvalley

Me finishing my accounting test first in the extra time room

It’s crazy how I can use 10 dollars of refund credits on DoorDash to make Tyrone drive 30 minutes to CVS to bring a Santa hat to apes. Life really is great.

At least 1 more autumn anthem… survive and advance.

Nothing better than this. Grateful for December football. #blessed

Guess if I… A. Went up $6,149.69 B. Went down $502.39 C. Doubled down on bowling green live and now down the balance D. Woke up this morning tight and got more credits to lose all of them on roulette E. Both C and D

Job finished, back to moles. Cheers to officially being washed

Brotherhood really fell off. Z chance I’m pulling apes 30 minutes early to watch the 20 healthy alpha delta duterons jump around in a circle. See u at 1130 aephi!!!

Happy Saturday fellas. Blessed. #rolltide

Studying in the library wondering where all my brain cells went. Probably has something to do with the two canisters we killed this weekend. Hopefully the moles will regenerate them in time to analyze some product costs tommorow. #twoway

Calm before the storm #march

Dusting off the pashmina for ravepi this Saturday. Gotham needs me

The illy box in my closet when I get home from 12 days in Israel

They fr got me doing food tasks at my internship. Did NOT forget the napkins and silverware. Played these games before🗣️ #vet

How I think I look entering the table just to put on a vintage performance of too many vodka sodas and absolutely 0 women talked to

Came to the library in full triple threat stance ready to lock in. Sadly because of the liberals (like golub) I will now spend the next 4 hours on twitter reading about the Charlie kirk shooter. #rip

Bored studying for finals………………………TUSH PUSH