The mouse in his desk hasn’t visited for a while. He’s wondering what he did wrong, honestly. Algernon, please come back. He can change!

STOP THE PRESSES. BREAKING NEWS: AMY SANTIAGO IS A LOSER.

There are plenty of things that Jake likes. Good tabs don’t even come close to making the list.

Maybe she should spend less time obsessing over him and more time figuring out how to stop being such a loser?

And that’s what makes her such a loser. Case closed.

Jake Peralta is no amateur. He finished up the last of his open cases whilst she was losing her mind over her new binders. Or, alternatively... he’s in a slump.

You see? That’s how little he cares. HE’S ONLY HUMAN, AMY.

“Hey, Diaz... ... Shut up.”

Is there a way to block somebody in person?

|| JAKE’S FLOOFY SEASON 6 CURLS ARE ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME FROM NOW ON.

Correction: is there a way to block somebody in person which doesn’t suggest mild psychological issues?