Real Madrid injuries were crazy last season. ACLs everywhere. Then Xabi Alonso came in, told them to sack the fitness trainer and suddenly the injuries reduced. They sacked Xabi, brought the trainer back… and boom another ACL. Very strange

Looks like Arteta is the new king of Haram, Simeone fell off hard

just set the game at night time give him some health remove his flying ability dress him up as a bat and you're on your way to a perfect game

Is it possible for a football match to start and end without a single corner kick?

People who hate Arsenal’s football • THIERRY HENRY • FABIAN HERZULER • LIAM ROSENIOR • ANDONI ARAOLA • MICHAEL CARRICK • EDDIE HOWE • PAUL SCHOLES • PATRICE EVRA • PETER SCHMEICHEL • REECE JAMES • JOHN OBI MIKEL • LIONEL MESSI People who like Arsenal’s football

🥵 He simply couldn’t take it anymore. This is how Fede Valverde collapsed after the final whistle in Real Madrid’s thrashing of Manchester City. ⏱️ 94 MINUTES of absolute sacrifice. ⚽ A HAT-TRICK when joining the attack. 🛡️ Crucial in the ball recovery zones. 🏃‍♂️ Constant

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🚨 Only 7 players have scored a hat-trick vs Pep Guardiola: • Sergio Aguero • Lionel Messi • Jamie Vardy (twice) • Christopher Nkunku • Viktor Gyökeres • Kylian Mbappé • FEDE VALVERDE MisterChip (Alexis)

🚨BREAKING: Misunderstanding erupts between Rodrygo, Mbappe and Valverde over who should be the rightful owner of Manchester City 🤯 Source; Jemmy🏴‍☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🚨 STAT: Luka Modrić has played 142 matches in the UEFA Champions League winning the trophy SIX TIMES FC Barcelona has played 373 matches in the UEFA Champions League winning the trophy FIVE TIMES Luka Modric played 231 games less

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Presenting the Teams of the Weak! 💫 #UCLTOTW

🚨🏆 Pep Guardiola: "19 titles in 10 years at Manchester City, in the modern era, in England, in Europe… …I think it's a hats off to the whole organisation”.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah has decided to LEAVE LIVERPOOL in June, at the end of the current season.

THE BOLD ONE Emirates FA Cup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Thank you Manchester City 💙

Yall Just say stupid stuff so confidently

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: In October, Real Madrid were beating Barcelona to go 5 points clear at the top of La Liga, but this is the day it all went wrong for them. • They had only lost 1 game in all competitions by then, and were in a good position in the Champions League. • Xabi

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.