I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive but it's hair looks amazing!

I only respect people who respect me, & forget people who forget me.

When you judge me without knowing me, you do not define me, you define yourself.

Stop letting unimportant issues get to you. Some people live to simply watch others become miserable.

If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them!

I could be in another country, but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.

Just because things aren't good now, doesn't mean they will be that way forever. Get up and get things done!

Don't bother apologizing if you're just going to continue doing the things you said sorry for.

Some people will never realize that their opinion doesn't matter.

You can never truely understand someones pain until you're the one who feels it.

*Friday*: FINALLY! *blinks* *Monday*: The fuck?

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more than that.

I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt dialed me.

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I just got a text complaining about gas prices. I don't care. I need a new number.

I've got a low-tolerance for stupidity.

I asked God to protect me from my enemies & I started losing friends.

The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rear view mirror on the way to something much better

Life stops when you stop dreaming, Hope ends when you stop believing, Love ends when you stop caring.

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive as their profile picture.