Emptied the rain gauge this morning. 51.8mm of rain yesterday! Might wait a day or two before getting the rotovator out.. #wet

Missed call today and voicemail said it was from #bhafc. Thought I was going to get the Manager role, but turns out it was season ticket query.

Wet. Again

Customer- "Why aren't the strawberries ripening" Me - "It appears to be February..." #arcticsummer

Note to self. Strawberry tables need renewing and Raspberries need windbreaks for next season... #carnage #articsummer

The Football is very dull this arvo....#england

"Don't cock it up now" #averagegrowerawards

Pleasing sample #raspberries

Fiery May, Flaming June and now inferno July! Will this heatwave never end! May consider taking my vest off... #britishsummer

Blackbird furious that I'm helping myself to "his" strawberries this morning. Got to love their sass.

Strawberry picking in July. Best get the big coat... #baltic

Why is it called "Double U", when actually it's "Double V"? #stuffthatkeepsmeawake

Everyone else is posting harvest pics. If you can't beat them.... Glorious evening for a spot of picking. Wishing everyone a straightforward harvest period.

We had a stall at the village fete today. It was excellent, am very lucky to have such a supportive local community. Makes the (countless) setbacks worth while.

Heard a strange Birdcall today whilst out in the Fruit field. #goosepimples

Love a farm sale, me.

Holiday outfit consists solely of M&S, I have reached peak old fart

Undershepherd week..