Oh Erik. 😢

I suspected as much!

Fucking hell, he’s already got stuck in a window blind.

I must say, the new biopic of Shabba Ranks looks quite shit!

YouTuber Zoe ‘Zoella’ Sugg to fight former world champion Oscar De La Hoya on 23 December, Netflix announces

Okay, that's rather lovely.

Currently looking for gift inspiration and stumbled across this. I would love to know the sales figures. It must be literally tens.

The answer he's fishing for is obviously 'Wings.' However, the correct answer is 'Diarrhea.'

Sacking Mark Robins was a terrible decision, but now it looks like they're about to make an even worse one. I can only assume that the big decisions at Coventry City are currently being made by 'Nasty' Nigel Lythgoe and the ghost of Barry Chuckle!

By accepting the verdict, Tottenham Hotspur have agreed that what he said was racist (because it was). Whether its as shocking as what John Terry said is irrelevant. Appealing a suspension for any racist remark as being too severe really isn't a very good look.

1,500 games. 26 seasons. Never lost 5 games in a row.

I was doing the crossword in a Glasgow pub, and said to the man next to me, "Stuck on this. Trapped on a desert island, surrounded by water. Eight letters beginning with M." "Marooned?" "Cheers, mines a pint!"

The general consensus is that he dipped his balls in someone's trifle. Not a euphamism. He literally did exactly that. #greggwallace

The reason why Loose Women are always voted off first was very quickly summed up by Lansford and Moore on ITV with their look at Kemi on the ITV2 show. #ImACeleb

The look by Ruth Langsford and Jane Moore to Kemi on ITV2 is the exact reason why nobody from that horrendous Loose Women show ever gets passed the first vote. #ImACeleb

There everything goes after the idiot.

For old times sake 😂🙌

In my lifetime, every time a Manchester United legend has passed (Best, Busby, Munich 50, Charlton), the next game has been a complete let down. Can we please try and stop the trend against Brighton tomorrow and actually honour someone with a performance? Ta. #DenisLaw #MUFC

Best selfie ever 🐾

Has anyone noticed that its the same people with links to the music industry that miraculously got ballot tickets, who are rubbing our noses in it with reel after reel from the #oasislive25 gigs?