ooh we slidin (@dickportillos) 's Twitter Profile
ooh we slidin

@dickportillos

in love with every stranger, the stranger the better

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calendar_today06-08-2016 22:59:33

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jacob (@jtimsuggs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Still love this tie-in commercial for The Phantom Menace from 1999 where Colonel Sanders, a Pizza Hut delivery woman, and a talking chihuahua are confronted by Battle Droids on Naboo

Ruben Gallego (@rubengallego) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was that after he was pepper sprayed or before he was pistol whipped? Kind of hard to say anything when you have six people slugging you at the same time. Is the governments responsibility to show restraint.

Nick Allmaier (@nickallmaier) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When my children ask me where babies come from, I won’t resort to myths or theories to “explain” it to them. I will tell them the truth. That we simply don’t know

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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.