Saw III. Maybe my favorite.We love a real life high stakes game of Operation and DIY brain surgery.Turns out everyone gets tested! Even the mailman! Even your mom! It’s all part of the plan! We have an actual Saw again! And the smell. Yeah.I can definitely smell this one too.

Also, just as an aside: the Saw movies are kinda just the Hellraiser franchise without all the horniness, right?

Saw IV. “You’re not my real dad!” I want to scream over and over at my screen (I only did twice.).There is an inauthenticity to the games in this one. You know that John’s dead,and his traumatized protégés are running the show. This is a game constructed by a cop, and it shows.

Saw V. Oh thank god. I’ve been worrying about that little girl since III. Seems we’re back to quantity over quality. This cast of characters is cute, but I prefer a deep dive into the brutal torture of like one or two guys who maybe know each other in the end. Still having fun!

Saw The Final Chapter. Why even. I can’t get on board with Piggly Wiggly’s revenge scheme, even if he does kill a bunch of neo nazis(ok. That part was rad) Not even the last 5 minutes makes up for that greasy jag off stealing this series. Still lowkey wish I saw this in 3D tho

Yeah, I’m into TNT: True Crime and Tea ☕️ 🔪

I’ve put off watching the final season of Peaky Blinders for A LONG time because it’s one of those shows that I know will gut me, but I’m glad I finally decided to finish it off if only to be able to see a man garrote someone else’s penis.

I really love my SP job, but nothing fills me with more fear than when a med student says, “let’s look in your ears with this otoscope.” 🙉🙉

I kind of want to see how many different versions of A Christmas Carol I can watch before Christmas/before I go clinically insane. Drop your favorite film and TV versions in the comments!!!

I know I said I wanted to watch a billion versions of A Christmas Carol, but I also started watching The Blacklist, so… 🤷🤷🤷

Walked into the house after the chiropractor, and my first words to my partner were: “I’m so sorry, but you could never rock my world like that 60-something year old gentleman from Gretna just did.”

As many of y’all know, this semi-preux internet heaux has a fake birthday coming up! Dec. 6 is the date! Feel free to tip a butch on the apps or buy me something from my wishlist! Kisses 💕💕💕 @sexymeatballsnola $GoddexDee amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

Still waiting for my feet to have THE BIG PEEL. But I also just got a chemical peel on my back. And my baby tubes are coming out this month. I’m basically shedding skin and organs like a snake. Calling 2024 my Serpent Year. 🐍 🐍 🐍

Just had my last pelvic exam of the season! Really regretting not hiding an Elf on a Shelf up there at least once.

David Harbour is a total SILF. 🎅 🔨

I hosted a whole dang show 24 hours post-op. And now I’m gonna sleep all day tomorrow! #worthit

#revisiting the horror movies that made me gay: one of the few to give me LEGITIMATE nightmares. I realize now that most of this is due to (*say it loud for everyone in the back*) INTERNALIZED 👏 HOMOPHOBIA 👏 What a wild and problematic but still weirdly satisfying ride y’all!

I’ve been seeing a few “what we did in school” posts hitting the inter webs, and it has prompted me to ponder: former NEPA high schoolers: why did we all watch Remember the Titans in English class?