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Dickerson_Morse

@dickersonmorse

Batter for the Dallas Steaks with absolutely no hidden allegiances, Private/Paranormal Detective, $5 a day plus expenses

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calendar_today15-09-2020 17:52:26

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If there's one thing the Breath Mints are good at it's taking a beating. If there's two, it's taking a beating and party planning

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Dickerson: I don't know, something about the case is just getting to me. How are The Hall and the Rogue Umpires connected? What am I not seeing? Pitching Machine: *FWUMP* Dickerson: You said it, pal. *clinks glass against steel plating*

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To Do: - P̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶d̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶l̶e̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ - ̶B̶r̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶P̶i̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶M̶a̶c̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ - A̶n̶t̶a̶g̶o̶n̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶R̶o̶g̶u̶e̶ ̶U̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶ - Get pulled deeper into blaseball's dark underbelly, ultimately losing my reputation, my career, and my mind - Buy gum

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They say the truth is like a nice 100% organic grass-fed prime rib: it's tantalizing, it's hard to find, and it always costs you more than you think it will. But once you get a taste you'll never go back

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I've been away for a while. Have I been under cover? Sure. Am I following a big lead? Who can say. Did I accidentally drop my phone in the hot tub of a Courtyard Marriott? Maybe. What's important is I need a ride home if anyone is going past the Courtyard Marriott