If there's one thing the Breath Mints are good at it's taking a beating. If there's two, it's taking a beating and party planning

Dickerson: I don't know, something about the case is just getting to me. How are The Hall and the Rogue Umpires connected? What am I not seeing? Pitching Machine: *FWUMP* Dickerson: You said it, pal. *clinks glass against steel plating*

*turning back towards the Umpire, mouth absolutely full to bursting with Big League Chew* Juth un moh thig

To Do: - P̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶d̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶l̶e̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ - ̶B̶r̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶P̶i̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶M̶a̶c̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ - A̶n̶t̶a̶g̶o̶n̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶R̶o̶g̶u̶e̶ ̶U̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶ - Get pulled deeper into blaseball's dark underbelly, ultimately losing my reputation, my career, and my mind - Buy gum

Begin steak out

Hey gang, I was just about to fire up the grill. Who feels like a nice juicy steak? Not me! I feel like a private detective!

They say the truth is like a nice 100% organic grass-fed prime rib: it's tantalizing, it's hard to find, and it always costs you more than you think it will. But once you get a taste you'll never go back

Hell yeah, this is what I'm talking about

Well that's very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

I'm gone for like two weeks and you're already uncovering conspiracies? Miss me that much, huh?

I may be a Steak now, but my breath is still Fresh. And something about this stinks

Some people might call it radio silence. I call it gathering my strength.

I've been away for a while. Have I been under cover? Sure. Am I following a big lead? Who can say. Did I accidentally drop my phone in the hot tub of a Courtyard Marriott? Maybe. What's important is I need a ride home if anyone is going past the Courtyard Marriott

I told you: if you want to get to the truth, follow the coins. I never thought the coin would be following me.