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Dick Cheney

@dickcheney

Vice President of the United States of America. Hobbies include listening to Toby Keith, shooting stuff, and maintaining a heart healthy diet.

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linkhttp://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/ calendar_today05-04-2007 20:55:05

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Hangin' in the oval tomorrow during G's colonoscopy. I'm thinking a club sandwich aroun noon and then bomb the fuck out of Iran at 2:30.

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Slept through alarm clock yesterday. Didn't wake up in time to launch full-scale nuclear attack on world while President. I'm such an ass.

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Picked up a new CD today. "Drums and Guns" by some band named Low. Rove said it was right up my alley...that guy's a total prick.

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Starting to think that potato-powered mind control device I bought out of Popular Mechanics back in '02 isn't working as advertised.

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Told Lynne she looked hot last night. She just stared and shook her head. Did I miss something? It's like no one believes anything I say.

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Working on my BYU commencement address. Thinking about trying out some new Iraq/Al Qaeda material. It's so gonna kill with the kids.

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Won a baboon on eBay. Condition as-is, but I'm going to use the little guy for parts anyway. Never know when the ticker might blow a valve.

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Heh. CNN and MSNBC were all over me last week. Pretty cool how we got Imus to take one for the team over the last four news cycles, huh?

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Heh. Kucinich thinks he can impeach me. Nothing a little blot clot in the leg can't fix. Suckas! http://tinyurl.com/3c2xrx