it’s st. patricks day and i’ve never felt less st. patricky in my life

it’s April Fools day and i’ve never felt less april foolsy in my life

The government know y’all gone be wylin if they said 4 months so they gone tell y’all 30 days at a time lmao

inject this shit into my veins man fuck ur corporations

damn remember when u could go grab a beer at a bar and watch the game

joe burrow look like he was playin NCAA road to the heisman except doing it in real life bro

i really took this

what if we kissed in the target ruins

nobody wants to step up and lead a civil rights movement bc the last two that did got shot in the head

oh everyones trying to be cute. Everyones trying to put on a little show, posting unauthorized information about my penis

I think covids a woman

god is a woman and so is covid

bro if u don’t shop small businesses this christmas I stg

fuck a large intestine

there is a motherfucking tube in my penis who let these bastards get away with this

Trey is an inspiration to everyone out there fighting cancer. If he can hit dingers at this rate the year after cancer we can do anything!

traffic light traffic light traffic light I am not a robot ✅

she be kirkin on my cousins til I jefferson

she pop it fer a real wizard

she Hocken on my Darnold til i Jefferson