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Diana Montoya

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You want to know how having 2 kids is ok I’ll tell you. Your sick ! Well that sucks for you, you got 2 little crazy kids who need your attention 24/7 😕

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Oh and just remember you get sick and so does your kid so even worst your sick and your kids are sick means no sleep for your honey

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And you time it’s night time when there sleep so that means going to go sleep late and waking up so fucking early the damm sun ain’t even out yet just being real with you guys 😊

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Someone asked me today how mom life of 2 is well waking up early putting your needs a side for your kids needs forgetting you’re sick eating breakfast at 2pm holding your pee for about 2 hours eventually forgetting you need to pee of how long you waited

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Fight with your toddler to go take her nap making some magical food she’ll eat making some shit up so she will go take a bath and going to sleep at 11pm because you still need to feed your 4 month old 😀😅

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But you look at the damm cute as face before bed and you realize damm and I’ll do it all over again being a mom is hard so hard but it’s a never ending love ❤️

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I’m going to have a 2 year old soon I can’t 😓 btw I know she don’t match but it was either I let her express her inner diva or the tantrum 🤷🏻‍♀️so tired of those damm shoes 😂 but there her fav

I’m going to have a 2 year old soon I can’t 😓 btw I know she don’t match but it was either I let her express her inner diva or the tantrum 🤷🏻‍♀️so tired of those damm shoes 😂 but there her fav
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I hate people the give you attitude or try to be smart with you and 5 minutes later they act like nothing happened like bitch give me at least 1hour to remind myself you ain’t worth it lil b 😊👍🏻

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So today it was an interesting day my 2 year old kept testing me so I lost it we went to target she wanted a dam ball with slime I knew she was going to break it

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But I bought it for her why? Idk we get home 10 minutes past I see the slime everywhere so I start screaming Leah why! Why! Didn’t I tell you to not do that so she starts crying I put her on time out to go to her room and keep crying

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2 minutes later she comes to me saying mom I’m done crying I’m sorry and I’m tired DUDE ! My daughter never says sorry never so I start crying and she’s like mom time out 😂😂😂😂😂

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I had my baby girl and guys I pulled her out of me literally it was amazing and she took my breast milk fast and no pain when I delivered it was AMAZING!