When the birds sing at 4 am it's "beautiful" and "a part of nature" but when I do it, it's all "shut up or I'll call the cops", and "why is it always Bell Biv Devoe."

Imagine if songbirds sang real songs and you got to hear WHOOMP THERE IT IS every morning

Every now and then, I reminisce of those who took their leave, and it pains me to remember that it was never my desire to let them go.

and then the weight of everything unsaid hits

i would give up coffee to have you in my arms right now

Thinking of you and missing you. ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ? ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ.

Lazy is defined as a 40oz martini filled Stanley so I don't have to get up any time soon.

What your emotions perceive and what your logic deduces are two very different things

pine barrens where her heart should be; beds of thorny roses in her soul

My toxic trait is never growing up because if I did I wouldn’t be a toys r us kid.

Accepting is winning.

Sometimes you can just sit with someone and do absolutely nothing and it still feels like everything

I'm really digging your Howard Johnson's aesthetic.

I think the reason my tweets don't get many likes is because nobody likes them. I mean what other reason could it be?

my thoughts trace the hidden shorelines of your true self

What pairs well with the car brakes failed twice on our day out today?

pillow huggers unite!

I still believe how you treat other people matters

Pick me up a li’l good trouble while you’re out and about, will ya?

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