I put myself on a pedestal, idc.

It’s the natural law of the universe for everything to work out when you relax about it

When i'm being nice to someone then realize they will think i'm flirting

Me acabo de poner un perfume que usaba en otra época y por dios que demoledora la memoria olfativa.

elders wanna talk to you about homeownership and the currency on their receipts deadass say shillings

Your drug dealer is telling you to stop buying drugs

Sometimes you gotta remind people… I was already chosen before you arrived. Already blessed. Already building. You was an addition to the frequency, not the source of it.

La gente que dice "solo es un perro" no entienden esta conexión.

The art of being alone

it's totally okay to bloom alone.

I’m sorry but a dating history of 13 men is not outrageous for a 45 year old woman, especially when one of those relationships was a marriage close to a decade. People really hold women in the public eye to unrealistic standards when it comes to their dating history

A man with his dog in the 1920s