cookie in the snow today!

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

good morning upper east siders

commenters are all happy, meanwhile every single joke i’ve seen she made was at best just not funny and at worst inappropriate ???

i’m seated

I was charmed by devin 🎱’s tweets about Cookie and had to get one for myself, then I tried to make some actual cookies of him! I don’t think I did him justice lol On the left is traditional gingerbread, on the right is an almond cookie that holds its shape better🍪🎄

A trans-centered movie where the main conflict of the movie ISN’T TRANSPHOBIA??? Uh, SIGN ME UP!!!

It's great being a man because you can logic yourself into daily hysteria

my landlord keeps taking pictures of what is clearly himself pretending to break into our building and posting them on the front door because he is mad we and the other tenants keep letting delivery people into our building

I wish Harry Hill’s TV Burp was around for this

guys!!!!! MEATLOAF has his own page!! 🥹🥰 look at that ridiculous snoot!!

yes guys, at great cost to myself and my personal relationships, I changed my gender to participate in women's events for a niche combat sport. I've been taking estrogen for 2 years so I could get a little metal circle. they're just letting me get away with it.

illness

Zelda Williams has made a statement asking people to stop sending her AI videos of her father, Robin Williams: “Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, i’ll restrict and move on. But

sue their gayness effulgent