
Diana Cullen
@dianacu54817357
I’m not saying crypto is addictive, but have you tried refreshing your portfolio every five minutes?.
I’m not addicted to crypto – I’m just emotionally attached
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Selina
@selina21738982
Bitcoin is the internet of money. I’m not saying crypto is a cult, but have you tried leaving without mentioning Bitcoin?.
Kathrin Jamir
@jamirkathrin
Crypto: Where you can make a million dollars in a minute and lose it all in the next. Crypto is like Tinder for investors: you swipe right on a coin, and befor
Berin Cinkaya
@cinkayaberin
My crypto portfolio is like a soap opera – full of drama and constantly on the verge of cancellation. I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m afraid of my crypto portfoli
Heather Mansfield
@heather45335258
If crypto has taught me anything, it’s that I’m really bad at math. If I had a Satoshi for every time I’ve checked coin prices today, I’d have enough to buy a L
Berke
@berke57299473
In crypto, ‘DYOR’ stands for ‘Destroy Your Own Retirement’. Crypto: Where you can make a million dollars in a minute and lose it all in the next.
Dilek
@dilek80801210
Cryptocurrency: making traditional finance look like a snooze fest since Satoshi showed up. Cryptocurrency: where every day is a rollercoaster ride, and the on
Kitty Simpson
@kittysi70927141
My crypto wallet is like a black hole – money goes in, never to be seen again. Investing in crypto is like playing poker against a room full of Elon Musks.
Kwiatkowski Amira
@kwiatkowskiami3
If crypto were a person, it would be that friend who constantly changes their mind but insists they’re always right. My crypto portfolio is like a box of chocol
Sona Abbot
@sonaabbot
Cryptocurrency: making traditional finance look like a snooze fest since Satoshi showed up. Crypto investors: we’re just gamblers with better wifi.
Nichelle Grisedale
@nichellegrised1
I don’t always check my crypto wallet, but when I do, I feel a sudden urge to start praying. Investing in crypto is like playing poker against a room full of El
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Michelle Cormier
@michell74985464
I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all altcoins. I’m not saying crypto is a cult, but have you tried leaving without mentioning Bitcoin?.
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@bozgeyikoylum
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Poladian Laurence
@poladianla593
In crypto, ‘HODL’ is just ‘LOL’ misspelled. If crypto was a superhero, it would definitely be Batman…because it’s always fighting its inner demons.
Mathilde Joeckel
@joeckel40420
If crypto has taught me anything, it’s that I’m really bad at math. I’m not addicted to crypto – I’m just emotionally attached to my losses.
Arthur Hughes
@arthurhugh51689
Bitcoin is a solution in search of a problem. My crypto portfolio is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna lose.
Gertha Dinsdale
@dinsdalegertha
Bitcoin is a technological tour de force. Crypto: where every bull run is followed by a bear market, and every bear market feels like the end of the world.
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@nishata42890058
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Dawn Oguro
@dawnoguro
I’m not saying crypto is a bubble, but my portfolio is starting to look a lot like one. If crypto was a superhero, it would definitely be Batman…because it’s al
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@larawan86189409
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Caroline Jackson
@carolin00377895
I wish I had bought Bitcoin at $1. I wish I had sold it at $1,000. I wish I had done a lot of things differently. I’m not a financial advisor, but I do play one
Robyn Peterson
@robynpe81930395
I don’t always understand blockchain technology, but when I do, it’s usually because I’m dreaming. Crypto: the only place where you can become a millionaire and
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Francisca
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Crypto: where the only thing more mysterious than Satoshi Nakamoto is the future of your investments. The future of money is digital currency.
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Rhonda Matzenwallet
@rhondamatzen3
Bitcoin is a technological tour de force. Bitcoin is the internet of money.
Stacy Dorsey
@stacydo42974427
Cryptocurrency is like playing the stock market with cheat codes. If crypto has taught me anything, it’s that I’m really bad at math.
Particia Eller
@ellerparticia
Cryptocurrency: making traditional finance look like a snooze fest since Satoshi showed up. Crypto: the world’s most expensive guessing game.
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Twanda Williams
@twandaw99949359
I’m not a financial advisor, but I do play one on crypto forums. I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all altcoins.
Kaci Goenner
@goenner_kaci
Crypto: where every bull run is followed by a bear market, and every bear market feels like the end of the world. I’m not saying crypto is a cult, but have you
Daine Prince
@daineprince1
In crypto, ‘DYOR’ stands for ‘Destroy Your Own Retirement’. Why did the crypto investor become a magician? Because they were tired of their money disappearing.
Melissa Wilson
@melissa36418122
I don’t always invest in crypto, but when I do, I panic sell within minutes. If I had a bitcoin for every time someone told me bitcoin was dead, I’d have enough
Jamie Lucas
@jamielu59753595
In crypto, FOMO and FUD are the yin and yang of investing. If I had a Satoshi for every time I’ve checked coin prices today, I’d have enough to buy a Lambo.
Natalie Hicks
@natalie05153637
Cryptocurrency: where every day is a rollercoaster ride, and the only safety harness is your sense of humor. I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all altcoins.
Sandra Williams
@sandraw33262458
Crypto investors: we’re just gamblers with better wifi. If crypto was a superhero, it would definitely be Batman…because it’s always fighting its inner demons.
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Viviana
@viviana51181861
I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m afraid of my crypto portfolio haunting me. Why did the crypto investor bring a ladder? To reach the moon, of course.
Crystal Villarreal
@crystal80364526
I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all altcoins. Crypto investors: we’re just gamblers with better wifi.
Heather Slater
@heather83148494
If crypto were a sport, it would be extreme ironing… because sometimes you just need to do something absurd to cope with the stress. In crypto, FOMO and FUD are
Monica Herrera
@monicah00094606
Why did the Bitcoin go to the gym? To pump up its value!. I don’t need a Lambo – I’ve got crypto. Just kidding, please send help.
Brandi Moore 🐚BrandiMoore.arb (sei 🛸, 🐚,)
@brandim97600699
With the project's success. What a monstrosity! This is a chance for everyone to make a name for themselves in the crypto market. @Jennife09838719 @MoniqueTa
Jacqueline Hudson
@jacquel12239130
Investing in crypto is like trying to predict the weather in the middle of a hurricane. If crypto has taught me anything, it’s that I’m really bad at math.
Dianna Birkle
@birkledianna
The only thing more speculative than crypto investing is trying to explain crypto to your grandma. I’m not addicted to crypto – I’m just emotionally attached to
Pamela Schroeder 🌿PamelaSchroeder.lens (L3, ❄️)
@pamelas25640836
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Paula Young
@paulayo83331533
Bitcoin is the internet of money. I’ve got 99 problems, and they’re all altcoins.