why it lowkey look like you're sipping on straight chlorine

Champions League final 2022: 🗣 Carlo Ancelotti: "They have postponed the game, it starts at 21:30." 🗣 Toni Kroos: "We'll win later, it doesn't matter."

Real Madrid have not win a UCL since 2024.

¿Me desafías diciendo que no quieres jugar de lateral cuando estás dando pena en el centro del campo, Federico Valverde? Pues viaje de 12 horas en avión y banquillazo. Aquí mandan mis huevos.

i can't believe i'm gonna hear "real madrid" from taylor's mouth

fly free nicole we’re on your side

Pop Crave Jimmy it's your time to shine

🚨🗣️ Kylian Mbappe: "When I wasn't performing well in Madrid, I had a call with Cristiano. He helped me to regain my confidence". 🤍

🗣️ Gareth Bale: “Madrid? I look back it very fondly. To be able to wear that clean, crisp white shirt of Real Madrid was a dream come true.”

PIG

All men are STUPID, Keith Urban I hope you burn

Nicole Kidman now that she doesn’t have to go to the CMAs anymore

Max Martin y Shellback: probablemente lo único bueno que tiene Suecia.

I miss the days when we were crushing on each other, now you’re just crushing my soul, my lover

Jenna Ortega never misses with her looks

LMAO

No Dembele, No Doue, No Kvara, No Marquinhos and Barcelona still lost at home to PSG. Very successful HATEWATCH

Depop fees need to die

TAYLOR MENTIONS REAL MADRID ON SHOWGIRL IM FREAKING OUT

Taylor Swift mentioning Real Madrid in her new album was not in my bingo card