I need these back.

Free Universal Healthcare is so complicated and expensive that only 32 of the 33 wealthiest countries in the world have figured it out.

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

see, i was in the trenches

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

If I may point out a plot hole here…why is the murderer allowed at the funeral?

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“He got beaten up by locals and quickly fled Hawaii.” Brought tears to my eyes

Remember when Mr. T sang this Mother’s Day song? No? Let me refresh your memory. 🎶🎶🎶

It’s Saturday! The weekend has officially started. Be sure to taste the goodness of the biscuit today and every day.

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

Where is your whimsy?!

On Mother’s Day in 2010, Dallas Braden delivered the ultimate tribute to his late mother ❤️ The Oakland Athletics pitcher tossed the 19th perfect game in MLB history in a 4-0 win over the Rays. 27 up. 27 down. 109 pitches. 6 strikeouts. A performance baseball fans will never

9 years ago today, Christopher “Big Black” Boykin passed away at 45. RIP Big Black 🕊️

We mourn the passing of Hall of Famer Bobby Cox, the fourth-winningest manager in MLB history. Cox led the Atlanta Braves to unprecedented success, winning 14 straight division titles from 1991-2005, along with 5 NL pennants and the 1995 World Series championship. The four-time

chills when he kicks cody in the dick again #NevaSeenEighteen

This version don’t slap as hard as the one on Spotify