I assume 5-3-2? Just with a right back at left back, a left back at centre half, a defensive midfielder slower than me, and 2 wingers playing up front, while the striker injured all season now can’t get in the team. Oh and 2 of the team we’ve literally released this week, 😂😂.

As I said, it was a genius team selection and I will hear no more about it.

Just a quick post in light of recent news, to say that if we sell Soucek I will probably smash this phone up and be unavailable to post anymore, until my third book “I FUCKING HATE YOU WEST HAM AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU” is released… But I’m fine, honestly.

The bars were shut at half time in the last game at Upton Park ffs

This club can get absolutely fucked.

Christ, this got me I won’t lie. A genuine club legend and the 2nd best left back I’ve ever seen play for us in my lifetime. He will be missed, and for what it’s worth I’d have given him another year.

If true, 37% of our fans need to explain themselves immediately

One of the more fun threads I’ve seen on for a long time btw… highly recommended

I guess at least United will go skint & Arsenal didn’t win anything… That’s all I’ve got, 😂😂

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Today has been a hell of a day… 😍🗽🇺🇸

Thankfully its over… one of the more miserable seasons I can remember, surely having 2 new managers and still wanting the bloke in charge sacked for about 34 games out of 38 is a record?? A big big summer now,if we get it wrong the consequences are huuuuge.. let’s hope we dont.

Just watched this for some reason, which means I assume my YouTube algorithm will now show me videos of people jumping off of buildings moving forward, and also if we sell Soucek this summer I will want to burn this club to the ground… youtu.be/DGDp4urMGYU?si…

That’s weird, I thought he was the best manager in the world and definitely better than Moyes.. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

I think I might love Jarrod Bowen more than any player that’s ever played for us. Or any human being, which as I’m married with 2 kids might be an issue.

Much in the same way I am convinced we did a deal with the devil in 2007 to beat Bolton at home and then lose 3-1 to them every time we ever played against them afterward,I think the Lingard loan was done with the understanding we’d have one January disaster every year forever.

Personally, I’d have Ange here tomorrow. Who’s with me? 😂😂

And in this essay, I will…

Annoyed about the fixtures today… Not because of who we have first, or the first 6, or a tough run in whatever month etc.. But mainly just because they’ve confirmed that football is actually coming back.