that feeling when ur cinema plug has u on sent

i love beer but thats it i think, maybe pimentas port wine straight from the bottle but bas

i wonder how many times ive ended up as a screenshot in a gc

long awaited detachment process starts from NOW.

This is probably how all my haters talk abt me

choose chud. choose a degree nobody gives a fuck about. choose your favourite LLM. choose dming a girl who'll never reply to you. choose dating apps. choose public transport. choose diet coke. choose performative media consumption. choose looksmaxxing and bonesmashing. choosechud

theres something beautiful about sleeping for 12 hours

what chess taught me is that for you to defeat someone you need to mate with them

My dick little I’m broke as fuck I’m a dork and somebody took my bitch

i sleep more than im awake these days and my endsems are like less than 48 hours away

Thinking Abt this time last year when how a gorgeous gorgeous girl was down bad for me but my pathetic ass was waiting for someone else. Where are you my gorgeous girl i miss you

jpegmafia is like the radiohead of rap cause i like both but i prefer making fun of them online for likes

who up missing revachol

when yo goat washed and on some i am experimental rap shi 😭🙏

the jpeg and earl beef is just drake vs kendrick for chronically online redditors (me)

i was meant to be a horse

Democracy so retarded that the only performing CM (non-BJP) loses to an actor

when you look at her story and she got badder and the indian left just died and your eyes baggy and your exams trash and you a twink and your favourite team liverpool and you still buns at the game