SHOUT OUT to Kevin Conroy for no particular reason other than being vengeance, being the night & for being the best partner a demented clown could ever hope for. 💖to🦇from🃏

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The next Labour leader will be destroyed by the British press. • They’ll either be too rich or too envious • Too liberal or too extreme • Too ivory tower or too thug left • Too metropolitan or too stuck in northern bunker Sooner you realise media distortion the better

With infection rates surging and experts warning of a third wave, this is Boris and the Superspreaders with #DoTheyKnowItsCovidTime 🎄🦠

Yo papa Elon Musk, have you thought about buying GameStop and then setting up a Dogecoin reward scheme? Under Tesla gaming technologies?

Bought some Dogecoin for lil X, so he can be a toddler hodler

.Boris Johnson Stop privatising the NHS by stealth! The Health Bill locks in corporate control. Experts warn that, if it passes, lives will be lost and families bankrupted by health costs. I can’t vote for a party that supports this. #YourNHSNeedsYou! bit.ly/3vvq3n3

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Dungeons and Daddies: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5Sffly5o4…

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E, worth over £42k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

🚨 BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt will be new Chancellor

Thanks Fall Out Boy for spending 4,026 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Back to Earth (feat. Fall Out Boy). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4UXqAaa…

Can we all agree on something? If you're a politician getting paid over £84,000 plus expenses, for mainly office work... You don't get to tell nurses on less than £30,000 that they're being paid enough for 12-hour shifts keeping people alive. #NursesStrike