“Let’s just throw stories at the top” has reached critical mass.

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Freelance/solo friends: were you overwhelmed by health insurance initially? I was like HMO🤔 PPO 😰 HSA 😭⁉️ Would help have been appreciated?

Apparently my childhood skate hero daewon song and Adidas are building a park outside my window.

FINALLY. Now I'll be able to "grab coffee" with hipster friends but just chug nesquik instead of bean water.

WHEWWW! Jacob + @iano released Captioned for you chumps that weren't in the beta! Get it ➡️ captioned.com. x.com/fat/status/917…

Waking up and remembering tomorrow brings: - Super Mario Odyssey - iPhone X - Stranger Things season 2

Mom: That was $1000?! What could it possibly do that my phone can't to make it worth that? Me: ...

As a kid I thought All-Star’s lyrics were: “All that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars break the MODE” Like the math term for most common value in a set. AMA.

LA trying to tempt me from my work from home lifestyle... x.com/Citylajobs/sta…

Stripe API: "Cool, I processed that payment instantly. What else you got for me?" PayPal API: "WHOA there partner...hold your horses. Just gimme 2-3 minutes to sort this hubbub out..."

Say 👋 to the new Bootstrap Themes! 10 beautiful themes from creators around the world and a new platform to sell your themes. themes.getbootstrap.com

Reddit testing a web redesign. Never thought I'd see the day.

I'm looking to hire a Wordpress/WooCommerce eng that's cool with using Bootstrap/SASS. If you've worked with anyone who fits the bill, lemme know! DMs open.

After working in figmadesign for a couple weeks, Sketch feels like molasses. Get on Figma y'all.