@camerondayuk come to Lexxxxxxx

Big din

Well @m4ttwatson actually just finished his chipotle

Peyton scores his 1st rushing TD in 5 years... faking out the defense AND the cameras. MUST-SEE - on.nfl.com/1a3QkGA

Most of the classes I stay awake in are the ones that I realize sleeping is more productive

@m4ttwatson and the issue is that you don't know which one is worse

@CarliHolbrook I try my best

The Princess Bride. Tonight at Ground Zero at 10ish

This is what happens to cardinals at UK.

Nothing pumps me up quite like the sound of bagpipes

2:13.63 is the winner of the 3rd Heat, Fusco from Bates. #1 time in the nation for D3. #BUTerrier

The whole year I've been saying @SuperKingMe is the best. People are definitely gonna know it now

Balls

Glitter is the worst. Glitter and @JonJonThiede are basically equivalent. #JonnyIsTheWorst

@m4ttwatson Fired Stoops dirty

"Dylan, wanna have a conversation?" -Me "Stop." - @DiddyKongJones He is always mad. #SB15 Drew

Meow.

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@huggins50 I graduated in the same ceremony as him