my summer was so unhinged but somehow so fucking healing

I’m convinced most of my calorie intake is olive oil

I can't explain how music makes me feel but it's all encompassing

there's an art to talking shit

talking shit and shooting the shit are two different & niche arts. some people have one, few have both, and some neither 🫥

the cutest in the world. argue with literally a brick wall idgaf

"Bugs are more afraid of you than you are of them" really only works when the bug stays tf out of your face but they don't be doing that. They do quite literally the opposite. And I’m scared of them

I have so many hot takes

For someone to love me they just have to understand and accept that I for sure will be annoying like a lot of the time. 🥲and maybe drunk alot too. 😭😅

The only thing that could ruin my night tonight is a cockroach

Asked if anyone wanted to start a podcast in my true drunken unserious glory and now. I have a zoom calll next week and we're starting a podcast ugh

please god

You can move through life in a way that's strategic and logical and also compassionate and introspective. Do yall understand that or no !!?? It's the hack thank me later

Twitter is my drunk diary

Croutons? Or microdosing bread

is SpongeBob the greatest show of all time

Drake is the smoothest to ever do it idc idc argue w anyone else ill die on this hill

nothing more healing than shaking ur ass in the mirror 🪞✨

I love way too hard