I’m not saying Thanos was right. All I’m saying is after the snap there was no Carona.

I’m so bored doing nothing I actually envy the characters in Saw.

Instead of the electoral college, we should just split up the Democrats and the Republicans and whoever fixes covid first gets to be President.

Did you know that if you hold your breath for 15 minutes, you’ll automatically fall asleep

I believe he said it 😂😂😂

Sometimes as I’m eating potatoes, my mind drifts to the Irish Potato Famine

Everyone calls Susan lazy but I think she just needs a better work ethic

I just want a pencil with a better font

Why do I have to take out a loan every time I need to fill up gas

I’m actually 6 ft, it’s just my parents taught me to never look down on ppl

I look up to the sky and see the color blue

What if the earth is flat, it’s just my ass that is round 🤯

Mood: Awaiting the inevitable comeback of the mutton chops

In public areas, I always park next to cars nicer than mine. So mine is never the target

I surprise myself with how efficiently I waste time

New Year Resolution: How do I limit the time I’m out of bed 🤔

Christmas is the best! First time since covid the 405 is clear 🎄

Did that car commercial just say to enjoy every fleeting moment..

The ‘reverse bridge’ design in the Netherlands is engineering excellence

Heard the sky was falling so I took a nap. When I woke up, the sky was still there