FUCK

Somebody get me a paper bag, I can’t fucking breathe man

All that money from ghost and they can’t update the score correctly it’s 5-3🤣

BROKEN BAT BRYCE

Welp

This quote is going to haunt this team all season.

WE HAVE OUR FIRST EVER ABS RAGE BAIT EJECTION😭

TOMORROW IS THE START OF ANOTHER WEEK IN THE ENDLESS CYCLE OF YOUR MUNDANE LIFE. BUY CANDLES. THE SOONER YOU DO, THE SOONER YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SHOW THEM OFF. EVERYONE WILL BE JEALOUS. THEY'LL ALL WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. DON'T YOU WANT FRIENDS? NOW. QUICK, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

I’m almost positive I drove a piece of shit Pontiac Fiero in my previous life

Thank you, fans.

3 UP 3 DOWN

RISP

I love you, Painter

ohhhhh John Kruk we know how much you love the phanatic!

YOU DONT DESERVE HIGH HOPES

I have a feeling I lost part of my voice

SO CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYEEEEEES