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At 19 I was fired from my job for being trans & became homeless. Women’s shelters rejected me because of my assigned gender at birth. Men’s shelters denied me for reading female. I ended up on the streets & encountered several near death experiences. Trump knows what he’s doing.

Parenting during shelter-in-place isn’t easy but today my kid said, “My poop’s name is fart,” so we must be doing something right....

This #SeditionCaucus is one of the saddest and roughest things I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Artemis Fowl.

What I say: "Okay, this area is finally tidied up." What my kid hears: "And... go!!"

My calendar widget says, “No more events today,” and this is my plea to the world

Thread. Important.

if you’re a conservative and you think seeing a drag show challenges your perceptions of your own gender by introducing you to ‘subversive’ ideas well yes that’s exactly what it should do, what are you afraid of

Strict originalism. Joey ✒ thenib.com/author/joey-al…

Trumpers saying he singlehandedly declassified documents reminds me of a Mel Brooks/Carl Reiner bit where Mel Brooks is a self-professed psychiatrist who says "I put my hand on a rock, looked at the sky and said, I am a psychiatrist!"

Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

If I made a poll that said, “Should Elon eat a poop, yes or no?” do you think he would abide by the results, or would he delete it because, “Oh no, what if they make me eat a poop?!”

If nobody else has done this yet I'm frankly astonished.

Also why are senators who tried to overturn the 2020 election questioning the AG under oath?? Shouldn't it be the other way around??

190,000 years of human history, and some loser is upset about pronouns being used in a ‘new’ way, as he is flung around the sun for a single cosmic second and then tossed into the ground

Here’s the story. salon.com/2023/04/06/ste…

Damn. x.com/kasie/status/9…

Okay, MJ: I get that some people don't believe he did it, and maybe some of his songs are truly indispensable pop masterpieces or whatever, but could we all just agree that "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" is freaking gross on way too many levels and never needs to be heard again?

Hey, here's a tip: If you find yourself starting a statement with something along the lines of, "I'm as liberal as they come," you are about to say something really stupid.