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Biden Administration: We will forgive $10k of student loans. The Go Fund: That's cute. Welcome to the club. Can we share our story?

World Trade Center 9/11 memorial. Remembering that tragic day.

40 years ago, I was paying a quarter to play the video game “Asteroid” in the arcade. Today, we saw live #NASA video of scientists getting paid to run a spacecraft into an asteroid as a rehearsal to someday save mankind. #DARTMission

Anyone else suffering through repeated audio dropouts on the Adobe Max Livestream?

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I would pay a sum of money to be a fly on the wall at the Bankman-Fried Christmas Dinner. #Crypto #CryptoNews #awkward FTX founder Bankman-Fried to be released on $250 million bail - npr.org/2022/12/21/114…

Jim Gaffigan Know thy place O man; OR thy days SHALL be short and troublesome upon the earth ... Right Jeannie Gaffigan ?

So I convince my mother to join our family plan with T-Mobile but they want to charge me $35 for activation of the line in spite of years of faithful patronage. #foolish #fees #customerexperience

Can anyone confirm or deny that Secretary Antony Blinken is bringing a balloon bouquet to his Chinese counterparts on the next diplomatic trip? m.ediblearrangements.com/fruit-gifts/bi…

Enjoyed a great musical program and performance by Stockton Symphony last night. A timely collection of pieces on a meaningful theme performed with excellence. Bravo! I hope to hear more like this. Stockton Record #ClassicalMusic #stockton

This is what happens when the joy of the Lord is your strength. #BoomerSooner #WCWS

It brings me great pleasure to report that Grace has, once again, been censoring my tweets. Perhaps only eternity will reveal the riches granted to the world by her brilliant and loving interventions. - Drew with Grace

Be sure to vote. Don’t let the aliens win.

Will Aliens steal my Doritos? Oh Hell No. Vote now to keep the aliens from stealing all the Doritos. doritoscrash.com

Hello Fall. It’s good to see you again.