Checking my bank account to find that somehow I have to survive until the 30th with £44 is not good. Do they still do payday loans?

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How did I not know that "Tips" was a thing before now? Also. I'm alive. Some stuff happened. The branding was only partially successful as apparently I didn't do it for long enough but hey lol

When you think you had £54 in the bank and it turns out its £5.40...bollocks

Thirsty.

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Before

During

After.... hmmm with all these scars, maybe hairy is best 🤨

Attached to back of a campervan Pants pulled down Soon had a queue of lads wanting a go. Retweet 🔁 if you could handle a queue of lads. AllMyLinks.com/UKPlayroom

Well, still in hospital and will be til Tuesday at the very least. Glad I live in a part of the world where primary health care is free at the point of access rather than relying on insurance payouts and the like.

Home!

Wonky nullo now 😆

Bath time