I’m average as fuck. I give a damn. Fuck you, weirdo.

Year 2 Joe Burrow in Bengals' Super Bowl LVI loss vs. Year 2 Drake Maye in Patriots' Super Bowl LX loss Joe Burrow: Under pressure dropbacks: 42.9% Time to throw: 2.39 seconds Opposing QB: Matthew Stafford O-line: Two starters who never played another NFL down, *and* Hakeem

I think men really fall in love once fr, after that they just roam the earth mîserabļy looking for a similar version of their first love.

top male canon events - grandma dying - 19yr old summer - voluntarily fumbling a 10/10 - finding your signature cocktail order - participating in whooping a nigga ass who really deserved it - getting jumped - solo trip - quitting/fired from ur bullshit 9-5 - cracking fl studio

same bathroom same bar same beer I love carries

The existence of right wing women when their comrades don’t even consider them human will forever be a mystery to me.

Do you ever sit back and realize you're not anybody's favourite person, you're just kinda there and then you get the sudden urge to distance yourself from everyone and chill alone

I think the best part about being a psychotic pos whose gonna khs is that I’ve already lost touch with everyone, so then it’s not like them to reach out and think it’ll make a difference and post a RIP

Been on the shitter and at the 20 min mark in i sneezed and now im 45 min in and the war is finally over RIP toilet paper squares 226-152 you will be missed

Boruto when adapting canon material

As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid

This is China mocking the cult-like Donald Trump prayer ceremony in the White House. Some of you really need to take a step back and realize how stupid Trump looks to people who aren’t in the cult.

being a teenager in 2014 must’ve been crazy…

we used to wear these with pride

Making old tweets great again.

Reid Wiseman merriam-webster.com/dictionary/love

As for the “ did he say we?” crowd - 1. I played 168 games as a bengal. 2. 3 division titles 3. 5 straight playoff appearances- 6 total 4. Had all four of my kids in the Nati 5. Been to jeff Rubys a 1000 times 6. Pretended to like skyline chili when sober 7. Stumbled