We must put an end to these baseless conspiracies. A cold, open, 1/2 full White Claw being found by first responders inside the vehicle is certainly no proof an open container was in the vehicle. The DFL Rapid Response Van rolling up is pure coincidence!

Does anyone know where we can find a trailer like this?

The tweet below is cloaked in white supremacy. Senator Franzen bravely & fiercely recycled her first two White Claw cans. But who among us isn’t triggered by constant micro-aggressions such as using the word “White” in a brand name? She’s no criminal, she’s a modern day hero!

If you see me out and about please don’t hesitate to take photos, come say hello, or even post my whereabouts. The people need to know where @KenMartiniMN & are headed next!

Shout it from the mountain tops Governor! The GOP wants to preach about rights, until it comes to our God given right to eliminate unwanted babies. #RoeVWade protects millions Americans from personal responsibility and we will fight to protect that right!

.Ken Martin we might need to schedule an emergency meeting to discuss these internal leaks. How could these GOP activists possibly know about our sponsorship with White Claw? Our entire summer strategy will be ruined if they find out about our new trailer…

Preach Senator Melisa López Franzen We must change our open container laws & can’t do that without a DFL majority in the Senate. We all know the rocks & cows of rural MN are boring as hell & filled with racist white people, but with a few white claws the drives become more tolerable!

What’s the big deal? So what if much of the convention, including the seating arrangements were designed during FarmFest. Can you really blame us? Farming is racist, boring, and outdated. Who needs farmers when you can just buy your food at Trader Joe’s?

Mary - We don’t wear surgical masks to prevent Covid, that would be absurd, unscientific, and obviously ineffective. The masks are solely used to virtue signal. On the bright side they unexpectedly help conceal identity and prevent lip reading.

It has come to our attention Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 account has been hacked. Surely we all know he isn’t dumb enough to post this tweet, which is why it has since been deleted.

Don’t be surprised when Ken Martin converts the MN DFL Rapid Response Van to a “camper”

. Julie Blaha says she does not want to make headlines. Cue the MN DFL Rapid Response Van ... listen to Ken Martin's words to state trooper.

I don’t want to come off as petty. But it’s a little hurtful to be in all of the photos but not tagged in the post… I haven’t had a busier week since Farmfest 2021!

It’s not how it looks. Here at the Minnesota DFL we have a long history of dispatching our Rapid Response Unit dedicated to covering up crimes committed by our elected officials. If these allegations were true we would have been there for Rep. Dan Wolgamott!

If you must know, we were sent to this location personally by Governor Tim Walz to shut it down. He became enraged when he learned the ice cream machine was down… Nobody comes between the Governor and his ice cream without suffering serious consequences!

Don’t worry Senator Nicole Mitchell we’re on our way to get you…

Here is video of DFL State Auditor Blaha & former DFL Minority Leader Franzen’s flipped car. An open can of White Claw was found on scene, but Tim Walz’s State Troopers recommended that no charges be filed. In the video, DFL Chairman Ken Martin is seen driving to the scene.

Thank you Nick Ferraro for leaving party affiliation out of the headline. As discussed, the briefcase full of ‘Feeding Our Future’ cash will be dropped at our usual location.