Only the second week of the semester and I’m already turning in assignments with a cool nine minutes to spare 🫠

Would recommend #Hustle on Netflix ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#AbbottElementary 10/10 😍

too late imo but we’ll see 🤷‍♀️

Anyone have a phone case you really love? I need something protective but not bulky. I like folios but want the phone to be able to completely disconnect from the wallet when needed.

I have been on Twitter for almost half of my life 🥲 #MyTwitterAnniversary

Letters I would write to my younger self. A thread...

a peek into my childhood courtesy of Lauren Cassady

Tbh, things got much clearer once I stopped taking life and career advice from people who don’t live the life I want

Alabama Football returns this week. Act like it.

Alexa, how do I get you to stop sending my husband notifications about what I bought on Amazon?

Watch this space for the WiN FUND Africa to launch its first NFT collection. The WiN FUND is investing into women entrepreneurs and uses NFTs to democratise access to healthcare. Together we can create the future we want to see. Join the movement. #WiNFUND #WiNFUNDAFRICA

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

no, thanks

I tried this today because… curiosity. Then it got to be too much and I needed to finish getting ready. So I said, “Alexa, stop! What time is it?” She said, “It’s fart-o-clock” and let one rip. I got sassed by a virtual assistant???

Why does @alexa99 think the best place to live is in Fortnite?? Every time we ask, she gives another Fortnite location. 😅

That’s my CEO 🤩

Aaron Carter was my first concert.

The UPS man dropped off a package and saw The Crimson Tide deliver a miracle. #RollTide #