“wtf was i about to google?”

“wtf was i about to google?”

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

Me: i need to save money Me: *gets money* Me:

SOMETIMES U DON’T EVEN REALIZE YOU WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED UNTIL MONTHS OR YEARS LATER

easiest money I could ever make

I never cared about owning a home until this very moment.

This what I mean when I say green my favorite color

ice cold can of coke for dinner

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

My rent should not increase every year just because it's a new lease. In fact, if all payments are made on time my rent should DECREASE!

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

Riley's anxiety vs My anxiety

When you get to see Daenerys again but then remember how Game of Thrones ends...

When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday

Me listening to someone vent and realizing they are the problem

LMAO would've pissed me tf off