Better trigger control than 98% of police officers

Oh I’m ABSOLUTELY using this when someone is being a Debbie downer

I feel seen

The office director just came up to me and she said “omg I met another version of you, his name is Edgar, he works upstairs” Bro idk that felt kinda….. racist??? LMAO 💀💀

I fucking love Doritos

Kyle Rittenhouse: I killed two people! MAGA: Yay, We love you Kyle! Kyle Rittenhouse: I'm not voting for Trump. MAGA: YOU MURDERER!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

😂😂😂😂

What ever happened to No Child Left Behind??? Smh I wish you better luck this year, I hope you advance to 5th

How can anyone hate this guy fr

Whenever I see a student driver bumper sticker, I honk and berate the driver. Welcome to the real world chump

He really is Marvel Jesus

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Goethe

Yo is Twitter still lit or is this shit ass now? Be honest

Just opened Twitter for the first time in forever and this is what I see 💀

I know I’ve been MIA, here goes a lil verse to serve as proof of life