Boyfriend not home you know what that means… SNAKE ON DA BED..!!!

Notice how the Sevens new base is releasing pollutants into the atmosphere? My goat the ice king would never do that #TeamIceKing

People in LA realizing how hot August is going to be:

Epic recently

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

Cuando no estás premenstrual, ni menstruando, ni ovulando, ni postmenstrual. Los mejores dos días del mes.

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

Como me sinto toda vez que visto uma roupa que não é preta:

I love my country California

Human beings have been around for hundreds of thousands of years and I’m alive for this. Whatever else sucks, this does not.

life when ur bf fucks u good

The UK has passed the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, banning anyone born after January 1, 2009 from ever purchasing tobacco products.