It doesn't look like much to you, but it means the world to me: the first lines of #PHP 🐘 source code of my oldest daughter #HelloWorld

I’m looking to trade this denim #elephpant for one I don’t have yet. DM me :)

Let's rally around Ryan and his family. One of the most positive people in the PHP community needs our support. ❤️

Laravel community, I’m back on the job market. If you’re seeking a senior dev with a ton of experience (Laravel 12 years, PHP 18 years) DM me. Also, could you do me a solid and retweet this?

I just spent a little under three hours building the dumbest thing ever, and I couldn't be happier. Joe Tannenbaum #laravel #prompts ReactPHP

I have not tweeted in a very long time, but I'm going to start more. I've been working on a new open source tool for managing cron jobs called Cron Pilot github.com/cronpilot/cron…

Touchdown PDX. Tomorrow Cascadia PHP

Call for Speakers for php[tek] 2025 is open on Sessionize and I've just submitted a session! sessionize.com/phptek-2025/

Last night on the PHP Architect Podcast, we announced the speaker lineup for PHPTek 2205 (phptek.io/speakers). We also revealed we were going to have a father and son combo talk with Peter Meth (Peter Meth) and Easton Meth (Easton Meth), and if they don't do their talk dressed

This changes EVERYTHING I just announced on stage at Laracon EU that the FIRST EVER iPhone app to built on @LaravelPHP and Livewire has been released on the iOS App Store Yes, you read that right! PHP now has Apple's approval as a legitimate way to build iOS apps 🔥

Ever had a cron job go rogue? Join Peter Meth at PHP Tek conference to explore the common pitfalls PHP developers face with cron jobs—from endless loops to overlapping tasks—and learn practical tips to keep your scripts running smoothly. 🛠️ Don’t miss it! phptek.io

Tired of rebuilding the same features in every project? Join Easton Meth at PHP Tek conference to learn how FilamentPHP simplifies admin panel development and explore its capabilities beyond panel-based apps, making your workflow faster and easier. ⚡ Full schedule: phptek.io

Looking for opinions, ideas and stories of parents & kids in tech to add to my slides for my upcoming PHP Tek conference talk sessionize.com/s/peter-meth/p… Do you think this is a good talk idea? What have you or are you doing with your kids around learning tech and steering towards a career?

Game time ... We're looking forward to seeing everyone in Chicago next week. Such a great lineup of talks. phptek.io

You are a Datadog, Inc. customer and attending PHP Tek conference? Come and talk to me, I have ElePHPants 🥳 #phptek

Hanging with some crew after the PHP Tek conference Too many to list!

The thing no one tells you about building something real: Face ID starts failing because you’re smiling too hard every time you unlock your phone. NativePHP is everything I ever wanted to work on. 
And it’s only just beginning. 💥 Simon Hamp Steven Fox

if you have a mobile app to build, and you're a PHP developer - have you tried NativePHP? honestly - I built an app that got investment for the third party in 2 and a half weeks - i could NOT have achieved that in any of the other options. Native PHP rocks!

Editing videos for PHP TEK 2025, and this slide still has me laughing. For content, this was the start of a father/son talk by Peter Meth and Easton Meth

Kicking off Wire:Live with a talk by the host Caleb Porzio ⚡️