The scene today is perverted and lead by ignorant computer-illiterate idiots, only in for the fame and money.

Support the down-going ST-market! Do not crack this program!

"Keith, if you ever get married, don't show your wife how to use ICX" - Scott

Stop playing around with these files and go run the game!

OUT OF MY CODE HACKER!

However, contemporary man, because his soul is immersed in the illusion of material existence, can no longer hear those divine melodies.

IF YOU ENJOY DIFFICULT TASKS, ATTEMPTING TO HACK THIS PROGRAM WILL ELECTROCUTE YOUR PLEASURE CENTRES

I grovel before thee, Master. Congratulations you have found the back door!

Now,what do you expect from poking around in here? A cheat mode or a guide: How do I crack this game? Well you won't get the last one, that's for sure but maybe...

First of all I would like to thank stu (car destroyer)for letting me loose on this loader.

Sammy (verb): To Sammy someone. To induce one to Sam. Example: John is going to Sammy that poor old lady. I hope he doesn't get Sammed.

Right now, the horizon is dyed crimson, even though the sky above is still dark, and I can see Tokyo Tower rising up in the distance. It's a beautiful sight.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A STRONG MAN OR WHAT?? THE ONLY THING YOU DESERVE IS A KICK IN YOUR ASS!

This will be my final AVG port, so I tried to give it my all. How do you think I did?

If you need tips on how to hack this game you can read the following material: 1) The game manual (Buy the game first). 2) Crime and Punishment by Dostoievsky (Page 154). 3) 1001 Ways on how to make a fool of yourself (Now available at a book-store near you).

For hounding me about the worst film I know, 'TITANIC'... burn in hell. Let's make a film, Go Wings, Brady

For my wife Michelle, Your constant support and understanding is like none I've ever known.

All you young and impressionable people who think programmers make loads of money.. well, most of us don't! (Mind you, the hours are good!)

S. Dr John says: Don't Change this! It is coded in S-P-A-G-E-T-T-I (c) 1994 self protecting code.

PS. All-nighters are bad for you, so let's try to avoid them. (From now on.)