*Tempted to sneak out of this store to go find something else, buying Makenna Falls's shoes instead*

*Poofing up a blunt* Threesome 2.0? Makenna Falls Chloe Ramirez

*Crackin' the fuck up*

*Poofing up another blunt for Makenna Falls, hell bent on showing her what I missed* Come to Daddy.

*Mumbling* Dawson put the porn mags back..

*Waking up to Makenna Falls being the regular BigMak* How long was I out?

*Poofs back to Makenna Falls with hers and Chloe Ramirez's shit* Did you buy a fucking store?! *Flails around*

Speaking of tits.. Remember when I proofed a rack onto Dave? Those were quality tits.

Don't you worry, partner. Those tits were too good to be on a dude. *Cracking the fuck up*

*Talking to the mirror* I should have been a fucking twin, not fatass.

*Sauntering upstairs to Makenna Falls, jumping on the bed*

*Lets Makenna Falls snuggle the fuck out of me until we both pass out*

*Chasing Deacon and Dawson through the house* Come here you little..

*Picking Dawson up, tossing him up in the air, catching him* You little turd! *Laughing*

*Calling for Deacon* Mind your mother!

*Mouthing to the boys* Mommy's just kidding.

*Has no idea what the fuck Makenna Falls is doing, taking the kids to play outside*

Oh porn. Classy. *Snorts, playing outside with the kids with flashlights*

*Gave the kids to the nanny to watch, hopping on the treadmill behind @JusMakenna*

Bitch probably has snipers waiting for her. *Throws hands up*