“When I owned Twitter I posted that the the UK was on the verge of civil war after a gang of piss heads stole some sausage rolls from Greggs.”

“No, they haven’t brought down the Government yet but they have stolen some crocs and sausage rolls”

£40k now raised for Brendan. There’s a retweet for you Musk, you gobshite.

🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty, Five years in prison for a cornish pasty, That's cos I. Nicked a pie. Hurling bricks with all my chums, I took one on the head and in the plums, Thats why I. Am inside. And we said We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶

Walthamstow tonight ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 This is what a mass movement against the far right looks like WFSUTR #StandUpToRacism

I’m sure Elon Musk will want to retweet the uk telling the far right to fuck off

So the gammons had to hide behind the same police they were throwing bricks at...so it isn't exactly 2 tier is it you idiots? Well done Brighton 🤟😈

Well, this explains a lot. It’s evidently like a Porsche’s bonnet down there.

More brilliant work from Led By Donkeys Farage has cultivated an image of bonhomie; a straight talking man of the people In truth, like Trump, he is a dangerous racist, supported by dark money & a worldwide RW network He, Tice, @GBNews & their meathead army are a threat to democracy

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

Today is the seventeenth anniversary of the brutal attack in Stubbylee Park that put Sophie in the coma from which she never recovered. We think of her today, as she was, with her life fully ahead of her. We grieve her loss, but she will never be forgotten. #WeAreSophie

Hi Americans We are quite happy with Keir Starmer and how he handled the riots We want criminals who attack police.buildings and people locking up We also want ppl that threaten violence online locking up too Stop listening to right wingers, the ones with sense are happy :)

Kamala, very calm and cool, looked trump in the face, told him the world was laughing at him, and that he was confused and lacked the temperament. trump is COOKED.

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

THEY MADE A SONG!!!🤣🤣🤣

True story: before we go on stage, me and Sean run through the whole nature boy script to get us pumped! WOOOOOOO!

This is what the #USAElections2024 feels like:

We wouldn’t be in this position if bro didn’t miss that shot

So it looks like Amerikkka has actually done it. They put a Rapist in the White House. They put a likely paedophile, who literally stole money from a children’s cancer charity, in the White House. America, the stink of this will stay with you for decades.

This is what the collapse of an empire sounds like in three quotes. Now the only question is whether that same empire lashes out and takes down the rest of the world in it’s final days of desperation. I’d guess with Trump in power for four years it leans towards the probable.