Pecan pie. that’s the tweet

Not me forgetting I’m an adult now and have to buy people gifts for Christmas

A short story

Guys if y’all’s ladies have one of these use them...THAT SHITS GAS

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

It’s the ½ for me

Alabama's DeVonta Smith is the AP college football player of the year 🏆 He becomes the first WR to win the award since it was established in 1998.

Who remembers the “dun dun dunnn” guy from the food court at the Gadsden mall 🤣

This would be my profile picture and it would never change

people ruin friendships over politicians that couldn’t give two fucks about you if they tried

Roll Tide

Never silence free speech. I want dumb people with their idiotic ideas to be heard and exposed. You battle bad ideas with good ideas. You don’t try and silence those with the bad ideas. History has shown us that any time you silence dissidents it ends in authoritarianism.

Y’all ever try to eat Chinese food and it not be Asia garden? Terrible idea.

Whole adults on here acting like the removal of one boogeyman is gonna make America a land of justice and peace.

Garth Brooks > Lady Gaga

Do you know what fracking is

My favorite girls birthday! Happy 23 my love 😘

Anyone needing a crossbow

Breaking911 This is wrong, 3 masks are best. Be better CDC.