There’s no doubt that Trump won voters who confuse daylight savings and standard time by Assad margins

Too old?

“And when you pray do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly, I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” - Matthew 6:5

As bad as overturning Roe was, it didn’t explicitly invalidate the plain text of the constitution. There’s not a majority on this court willing to do so because they care about maintaining some semblance of legitimacy. If they do, we’re talking total collapse within years

language is the only thing worth knowing even poorly

This would cost more than $1.5 trillion if I’m matching this correctly

Owning the libs by putting Jim Beam out of business

Serious question: why is Bernie Sanders so much better at making the saving democracy pitch that Dems have leaned on so hard in the last two elections against Trump? Is it because he actually bothers to argue why Democracy is good or is it the political moment?

Bro, the weather is nice here 9 months out of the year

Has gradually been pushed down the list of things that are going to kill us and make our lives miserable by scarier, more urgent things that will kill us

Saw Theo Von on College Gameday so I flipped the channel to Big Noon Kickoff and was instantly met with Dave Portnoy on my screen.

Name five teams outside the top 25 better than LSU

Trump is a generational talent at moving the goalposts and his supporters lap it up every time

The American right’s ideological inconsistency is totally unsurprising. The GOP is currently an identitarian party whose most significant point of consistency is fealty to a cult of personality. Trump changes his mind on an issue and his voters stampede to the new position

Because decentralization is a massive barrier to election fraud

That’s because the Maduro move was a play to destroy Cuba