"I'm gonna' wrong yer' neck, Dents." x.com/2DOfTheGorilla…

"Mr P- CALM DOWN?! IM NOT GOING TO BLOODY CALM DOWN!" x.com/2DOfTheGorilla…

The sin wasn't him this time. He just took a bath. x.com/twodxnts/statu…

Zoom, Zoom. I'm Rick Garcia.

#HUMANZ

"Thanks. Found a wormhole in my bath an' took me on quite a trip. Eheh, reminded me of the 70s, really." x.com/rick_txt/statu…

Playful little bastard~

"21/22/23. Three days you're not going to forget, little chickies. We know how to throw a wild party."

"Nobody could miss that ugly mug, Sanchez." x.com/rick_txt/statu…

He clutched his heart. "Ugh... For the sweet love of Satan! Not a... Schoolyard zinger! My greatest weakness!" x.com/rick_txt/statu…

"Yer' a real kill to the balls, Rick. Ya' know that?" He smirked, punching him in the arm. x.com/rick_txt/statu…

NoW, LiSTEn HErE YoU LITTLe ShIT.

WARNING: Saying the D****** T**** word in front of Murdoc will cause glitching.

"The kids an absolutely awful shot, innit 'e? Maybe he needs 'is eyes checked, hey?"

"Rick's daughter is kinda hot, I'm not going to lie. I've always had a thing for blondes- And brunettes... And redheads... And bluenettes."

Winks at the TL.

|| I'm half-asleep and getting muse by watching old Keith Richards and Johnny Rotten interviews... My brain is on fucking standby. ||

"Yew' know. After having this account for 3 years. You'd expect that I'd remember my fuckin' password every so often."