Carbon monoxide detector chose a hell of a time last night to signal that its life had ended.

It's always the worst behaved students in my class that leave with a frown because I actually hold them accountable to their nonsense.

Let's all just cancel Amazon Prime at this point. They can't meet two day shipping, the Bezos is trash and refuses to pay his employees. Half of the shit on there we don't need anyway. Fuck em.

This was a "it's time to go outside" show.

$gpro woke tf up today lol

Never gonna beat my mama's hairbands

I'm 3d printing one lol

The alleged Ontario warehouse fire starter Chamel Abdulkarim: “They had it coming…Pedophiles out here fucking children and profiting off fucking wars.” Ok, he’s even more based than we previously thought.

Yamamoto was FLYIN lol

I think we would have seen incredible dramatic acting from Farley.

Because Druski punched up and won the world over.

I remember we used to joke that Madison Bumgarner's skin would burn when he had to wear Jackie Robinson's jersey. Good times.

I like a potato bun

Can't wait to punch a thug's head smoove off.

He just like me fr

$gpro

louie ck

When I was 3 I woke up and my dad was watching Terminator 2 and he let me stay up with him to watch it. Sarah Connor's flaming skeleton and John Connor calling a guy a "dipshit" are embedded into my brain.

When Joe Rogan goes home he likely doesn't feel the deeply seeded hatred he has for himself immediately, but it's there. You don't see yourself protruding like a bloated vole behind daddy Trump's chair and feel self-love and pride when you finally look at yourself in the mirror.