Called me a pineapple banana head ass nigga

I don't care bout yo credit score or Yo MF Kids

Call me cheap but as soon as a mf charge me $20 for a shot im leaving that mf and going straight to the liquor store. I’ll see yall in a minute

“We Just Bombed Iran” Me:

I remember seeing this picture go viral with the “Relationship Goals” caption. 🥱🥱

Request $100 from that nigga you let get you pregnant.

Mfs get a Yellow watermelon and start moving like they Dr. Sebi

If I put on a documentary and you google what happened before the documentary over, don’t ever bring yo ass back to my house.

Yall done made astrology birthday racism

Do all the people that are inserting opinions about your life even have the life that they want??

Any nigga that put money on his shirt know they ass broke. 🤦🏽‍♂️

I’m fw whoever make me happy & if that’s yo bítch

Mfs be havin these extensive skin care routines and be havin zits on they back

Me after starting a somali daycare In Minnesota:

Whats influencing about a BBL on a stairmaster??

LOCK THE FUCK IN

Who Do I have to talk to to keep that Balloon Poppin shit off my timeline?? 🎈

Ol Girl got that settlement from Lyft and I aint seen her ass since

Tomorrow is the most dangerous word in any language. It promises everything while delivering nothing.

If you’re reading this: Fix your posture