And we're a 70,000 ish years long trip to the nearest star. Even if we get off this rock, we'll never dent those distances.

Oh look. theguardian.com/business/2023/…

Probably wouldn't be very professional but I'd be tempted to not be redacting that screenshot.

Need one for Figma that just says "Haha, NO."

Semana Santa is probably the most bonkers festival you could accidentally book an apartment in the middle of. Just when I thought it was over, Jesus woke me up at 2am going back the other way with a marching band.

Why have queues started forming in pubs? Actual single-file queues like we're all at the post office. What happened to the traditional scrum? The ordered chaos of a carefully orchestrated free-for-all? You all need to stop behaving yourselves. This ain't right.

She did it! 20 miles over two days and raised £612 for the The Shark Trust.

Hats off to BBC Radio 6 Music playing Meshuggah - Bleed - probably the single greatest extreme metal track ever on a Wednesday lunchtime. youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-…

Baa.

Watching the watchers.

I saw this pool in Iceland and thought of you Mark Dunbavan ft.com/content/8a52fa…

Every bonfire night I light a sparkler and remember the chap who queued in the massive queue for hotdogs for around 18 months only to discover that they were "FUCKIN' VEGAN!" & proceeded to walk the line warning everyone about the outrageous "FUCKIN' VEGAN!" subterfuge. Hero.

Never go to Exmoor.

Passed. But good fodder for camera and fox. Think we'll leave him there.

Giving #TrueDetective season 2 a rewatch. Best part is 100% Velcoro fighting to maintain ties with his son - beating up his bully's dad, spending $$$ on custody battles, building airfix kits etc, but then just ruthlessly ditching the kid because he wants to watch Friends on TV.

I bet Rishi went on the school ski-trip though. That's the real barometer of the have and have nots.

I bet Rishi didn't have Prince's Fish Paste sandwiches for his tea either.

"quiet death". Ok then Shakespeare. I'm dying of second hand embarrassment. Prick.