hey girl, long time no see. you divorced yet? ha ha no worries if not

they’re definitely telling the full truth, just look at their other theater premiers for netflix movies that lasted a week, like knives out and frankenstein

the marty supreme opening credits are so insane actually

dumbest guy you know:

quitting my job whenever deadlock comes out

you can always tell when someone’s an avid reddit user by their sense of humor

someone who says sweet summer child is such a clockable canary

Hey, I noticed you liked my Instagram story! Thanks a lot! Does it mean you want to take me away from this place?

computer, add this to my 2026 vision board

young hoes never take their phone off do not disturb

We are proud to announce the birth of a Sumatran orangutan, Raya (Rah-yah). Tara, a 30-year-old orangutan, welcomed the healthy baby girl on January 11, and both are doing well while spending lots of time bonding.

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a worm on the sidewalk while it rains

Reports are that the US/Israel have killed more 500 Iranians already and attacked nine hospitals. Trump and Netanyahu must be held accountable for these war crimes. dropsitenews.com/p/tehran-iran-…

falling for nostalgia bait engagement farming because it’s true to my lived experience

what if every game looked sexy and yassified

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom