Tim Pool is an incredibly fucking annoying prat.

Videos have surfaced of Hamas being brutal toward hostages whilst in the presence of, and shortly before, they were releasing them to the UN/Red Cross. Unsurprisingly, people were somehow shocked and surprised by Hamas. Unsurprisingly, I'm unsurprised by people's suprise.

Rome has officially been ruined by two scouse wankers. Had to try and not puke while one of them ate an ice cream like an OnlyFans model treats a dildo.

[Enter Meaningful Quote Here] - Some English bloke in Rome in profound awe of his partner and not the sights.

Sometimes, when I listen to music, I imagine myself as the main character of a music video. Whether I'm a biker on some highway to some AC/DC, or just Bon Jovi in a stadium. I dunno if that's normal, but maybe it explains why I stupidly think I'm naturally gifted at everything.

Having watched the #PostOffice dramatisation, I don't want to ever put a single penny of my money in their coffers again. But it wasn't the Sub-postmasters, and I don't know how else to make my disgust known.

Legal Gengar 🏳️‍🌈🎗️ ‘… so after the baby milk thing he went for the Post Office compensation. £10k he wanted. Only got a grand before he got rumbled. And then -*pfft* - like that, he was gone.’

People slamming Madame Web, both who haven't OR have seen it, are talking shite. We've just watched it, and it was legitimately a decent film. Only 2 instances of cheesy dialogue, none of the lies I've read. Clearly, there's just a hate train for it for some reason.

Cooked some delicious dinner tonight for me and Lady BatNonce. I'm not saying that I deserve praise for simple tasks, but she hasn't posted anything about it, so I'm feeling undervalued and under-appreciated, obviously.

Zack Snyder, that well-known, slo-mo, bum demon.

Hard to see why Ed Skrien, knowing Kora was on the moon, didn't just blow the town to shit and collect her dead body, at the cost of a few sacks of grain. Terrible tactician, and would've saved 1 hour 58 minutes of the 2 hour runtime.

We would've been okay with waiting indefinitely, as it happens.

#Xbox97Sweepstakes

RIP Bernard Hill. I'm a massive Lord of the Rings fan, and you are my favourite character. The films are my watch-when-ill, watch-when-sad, & watch-when-I'm-bored-at-work. I'm sad I missed the opportunities I had to meet you at comic-cons and tell you so. Hail, Theoden King.

Sophisticated site setup today. All the essentials.

Kent breeds weird folk.

My Xmas present from last year, ordered on the day of release in January, has finally arrived! Merry Christmas '23 one and all 🎅 Thanks Lady BatNonce , you spoil me rotten.

That is a pretty shit indictment of the cost of living crisis, I suppose, Tesco.