ㅤ ❝Very well then... Follow me into the alley. When you arrive... I expect you to lower your pants and make yourself available to me.❞ One last firm squeeze of his backside, before she winked, chuckling playfully as she strutted past him and into the privacy of the alley. ㅤ

ㅤ There are muffled whines and creaking sounds coming from Mona's room... Just what is going on in there? ㅤ

ㅤ ❝I could take the Fatui Harbingers.❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝Actually, I am /entirely/ confident.❞ ㅤ

ㅤ Of course! With fine wine, and lovely food, and charming views... ...provided I haven't already spent all my money on new research equipment, I mean. 💧 ㅤ

ㅤ Oho, now you're speaking my language~! In that case, I could most definitely take you. Anywhere and anytime! ✨️ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝When is it my turn to peg that Balladeer?❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ...a-ahem— ❝You heard nothing.❞ ㅤ

ㅤ It's the astrologist's birthday today! 🎉 ㅤ

ㅤ ❝I—❞ ...blushing intensely... ❝...perhaps I want both these things.❞ ㅤ

ㅤ . . . ...perhaps. ㅤ

ㅤ ❝Oh my... You flatter me so very much... But, ah, there is no need for you to spend so much on me. That beautiful body of yours would be the most wonderful gift...~❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝It is our birthday. The least you could do, surely, is take us to the post office!❞ ㅤ

ㅤ || if you have a twitter circle and i'm following you, you automatically have permission to add me to your twitter circle if you'd like to do so. since more and more people are doing twitter circles these days, i'm just going to say this and put it in the pin for ease! ㅤ