Syndrome might be down but flex is all the way up 🔥

this is the paper towel where my dad puts all of the folded chips he finds during his little snacks. he does it bc those are my mom’s favorite, so when she gets home from work there’s just a stack of them waiting

I’m friend

rent AGAIN ????? this is getting out of hand

went on our first date 11 years ago today and the magic’s still there 💞

I destroyed Dylan at a VR game last night several times and he practiced all day today so I would never beat him again. That’s funny because I’m about to beat him again 😂

Happy Bachelorette Eve to those who celebrate #TheBachelorette

Ways I think The Bachelor could be saved: (a thread) 1) Listen to who the people want as Bachelor/Bachelorette. So often, they cast someone we didn’t ask for - i.e. Clayton, Katie, Clare, and Matt have all been seemingly random choices. #TheBachelorette

Powerful message👏

Christmas in 3 weeks and everyone’s gifts still in my thoughts and prayers

i'm gonna be so productive today also me:

you know who carried this entire season #BachelorInParadise

The way I thought this was the funniest thing I had ever seen 17 years ago

Wow. Talk about overpromising and underperforming. A letter they teased all season was just Kelsey telling him she missed him.

At least we know he will spend eternity in Heaven. 💔

Go to church.

God's plan alwayyyyyyyys.