I don’t want CHILdren, I want CHILi’s

"im fine"

IT IS 2023 AND I AM ADMITTING THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING EVERY BOOK I BUY. I LIKE COLLECTING THEM. I LIKE HAVING LOTS OF THEM AROUND. I LIKE BEING SURROUNDED BY STORIES AND POSSIBILITIES. I WANT A LIBRARY. I AM NOT A BOOK MINIMALIST LEAVE ME ALONE (WITH MY BOOKS).

we're so proud

Tulip night light

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

I don’t mind being the villain in your story, you’re a loser in mine

do hummingbirds just not know the lyrics or what?

WWNMD - what would nick miller do

me waiting for the alcohol to kick in so I can lose my shyness

containment breach

bro has regrets

it's like a rite of passage for girls in their mid 20's to have this tool set that their dad bought for them when they went to college